Jokes: Former IMF Scandal

- Investigators said today, DNA belonging to former head of IMF was found on the uniform worn by the hotel chamber maid who accused him of sexually assaulting her in his Manhattan hotel suite -

Boyfriend    : Wow! That waitress is hot!
Girlfriend     : You better shut your mouth.
Boyfriend    : Dont be too serious. I was kidding.
Girlfriend    : If you shut your mouth, your saliva that was drooling while looking at her
                   wont reach her uniform as DNA..